rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

zaynsdick:

tattoo 1d af on my ass to mark their territory

  • me: are there any spirits listening
  • ouija: yes are you alone
  • me: yes
  • ouija: haha nice whats up :P
  • me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

capnpea:

How did Skype become the most popular IM and call application when it is possibly the most ornery and broken software I have ever willingly interacted with

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

parishlydia:

LAST NIGHT AT THE CONCERT, A GIRL HAD A POSTER THAT SAID “DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN” AND IT HAD A PICTURE OF HARRY WITH HIS MAN BUN ON IT (◡‿◡✿)