i will shit on ryan murphys door step every night until i get arrested if he puts one direction on that fucking show
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
This is completely accurate. Many of my shelves are filled with the files collected by my blonde seniors and have been passed down generations so that we may serve the rest of pansexual society faithfully. There are many times where it was uncertain if we would continue to survive. But thanks to the brave efforts those with black hair and connections built on behalf of the brunettes we endure. And lunarshinobi was right: never ask about the redheads unless you are prepared to live with the consequences.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
oh man this is actually going to be more than 5 and would probably be never ending if i hadn’t shriveled away while going into my liam tag
and no order bc this was hard enough don’t make it any harder.
1. Cutie hotass liam takes gorgeous babe gf ice skating ALSO KNOWN AS THE TIME THE ABYSS SWALLOWED ME WHOLE
2. THIS REAL LIFE LIAM PAYNE NOT A GODDAMN PHOTOSHOOT GET OUT OF HERE WITH THIS CALVIN KLEIN MODEL BULLSHIT
3. THESE CRINKLY EYED MOTHERFUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD
4. HAHA REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME NATASHA PREDICTED THE FUTURE AND WE CRIED TEARS OF BLOOD
5. YES HELLO MY VAGINA WOULD LIKE A ONE WAY RIDE ON THE PAYNE TRAIN PLEASE AND THANK YOU
6. THIS IS MY LOCK SCREEN FOR A REASON OKAY
7. ”HI EVERYONE I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS GEM. IT’S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. I CALL IT WONDERWALL”
8. LOUIS TOMLINSON IS A GODDAMN GIFT AND DON’T YOU EVER FORGET IT.
9. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY THIS IS HERE THEN YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL AND I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO LEAVE
10. YOU PUT THAT FINGER AWAY UNLESS YOU PLAN TO PUT TO GOOD USE IN MY LOVE CAVERN LIAM PAYNE
11. SO CLOSE TO THE SNAKE HABITAT AND I’M NOT TURNING AROUND
12. THE TAKE ME HOME TOUR OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT “LIAM’S 4TH PUBERTY”
13. BONUS GIF BONUS ME CRYING BONUS ME RUNNING INTO TRAFFIC:
#i think we’re all in shock#even liam girls could not have predicted this#though we’re all incredibly smug#HE WAS ALWAYS THE BEST ONE#HE WAS ALWAYS HOT#BUT HE WAS NEVER QUITE DOUBLE-OH LIAM PAYNERLAKE BECKHAM LEVELS OF SMOULDER#SO#YAY 2013 (dazy-laze)
Today I saw a man knock over a box of crocs then stare at it and whisper “good” before walking away
oh MY GFUCKING GOD
I WOULD DIE
PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE! Probably not…but PLEASE?!
Disney channel knew whats up