dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

octoberyet:

Autumn in Bath, England

unclefather:

Fuck this baby

unclefather:

Fuck this baby

harrysrogue:

things 1d need to do:

  • get rid of that old logo
  • go on jimmy fallon
  • go on chatty man again
  • do a bbc r1 live lounge

beware of the plastics.

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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brigwife:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

when they are all gathered into the gym and lectured by tina fey

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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