it’s 4:30 am and I can’t sleep since I had a coffee at like 8 and there’s a really cute boy in my bed

ihatecispeople:

ktwinchesterhale:

ihatecispeople:

Please don’t be mean to freshmen. Please don’t be mean to younger kids for no reason. It’s already difficult enough going through the transition process of changing schools. They don’t need you to be an asshole to them for no reason on top of that.

#yeah but middle schoolers

Dont be mean to middle schoolers for no reason either. 
Don’t harass and abuse children jfc 

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

zecretary:

Ellen Page is so brave. Can you imagine being a gay woman and pretending you’re attracted to Michael Cera

neptunain:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

stupidass-ness:

Yeezy taught you well

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out