Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
i’m pretty interested in eating a lot of bread
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
how to fix anything:
- avoid problem
- sit in grass and talk to flowers
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
Mattress surfing Queen.
I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.