having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
how to fix anything:
- avoid problem
- sit in grass and talk to flowers
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
Mattress surfing Queen.
I love how the hood falls in the perfect moment. Because it’s Julie Andrews and the hoodie ain’t falling untill it’s time.
i wonder if kanye west has ever vacationed key west
Aaron Tveit – I’m Alive
i am flame and i am fire,
i am destruction,
decay and desire
i’ll hurt you – i’ll heal you
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
yes hello i am here to learn geometries
That crow is more prepared than some of my students.