The only quote worth knowing, ever


The only quote worth knowing, ever



how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

Turn ons and turn offs?


turn offs: shallowness. like if i hear you talking shit about people bc of how they look, its the grossest thing to me

turn ons: i like biting peoples lips when i kiss them and oH MY GOD I AM GOING TO DELETE THIS IN A SEC


but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment


college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well


Snapchat story longer than Far East Movement’s career