thotstothinkabout:

thefitrasta:

Justin Lynch beating Michael Phelps record at just 16

SPREAD THIS LIKE FIRE

tyelr:

bagmilk:

Do u ever see someone so hot ur asshole throbs

please go to church this sunday

keyote:

Professor: 30% of students fail this course so tutoring is advised. 

me: why don’t you not be a shitty teacher 

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via imgur]

What’s the most dad thing your dad has ever done?

mikalhvi:


gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti